Jen communicating with the locals (pic: Shane Mitchell)

Jen communicating with the locals (pic: Shane Mitchell)

Tuesday, May 17, 2011

Jungle Jen Vs the Silence

View over the seaice from the DavisMet office 27 April- with a sundog through diamond dust (c) jfeast


I'm not even sure the moon went down today.



As we speak (as I write) I am watching the sun descend below Anchorage Island to my left, scattering oranges and pinks and purples across the lightly clouded afternoon sky, as the full moonface watches on through the window on my right flanked by its unbiquitous purples and blues indicating that although it's only 4pm, night is falling. The tinted windows on the office do nothing for the photos, and the cold dusk air outside sends a burning sensation down your throat like you've run a marathon in the early morning frost.
Plus, by the time I've donned the required twelve thousand three hundred and forty seven layers, the moment would be passed. I'm not going outside...
The colours reflected off the sea ice today have been really lovely.


I write to you from the Met office at Davis, heading towards hour 12 of my shift (only five and a half to go woohooo) during another rather unremarkable day weather wise. The wind has dropped off and the cloud has finally cleared to affirm that

yes...

yes....


the sun DOES still exist..


apparently....

(you would think I would know better than to complain after two and a half straight months of 24 hour light.... how quickly I forget)



Its only a couple weeks now until the sun takes it's winter holidays from Antarctica and heads for warmer waters (probably feeling the absence of the seals, penguins and other assorted animal life who also declared it damn cold down here and staged a mass exodus), we will have almost six weeks where the sun does not come above the horizon beginning June 3rd... Not so good for tanning (that is if I could convince my freezing fingers to remove aforementioned layers of clothing to glimpse the sun in these temperatures).

It's going to be interesting.


Already a headtorch has become my best pal to and from work while negotiating the ever changing obstacle course of moving snow drifts. It's interesting to see the sprawl marks freezing solid into the drifts while the wind isn't blowing, you can see where people have misjudged the gradient over some sastrugi (picture small, steep sand dunes randomly appearing over what you recall being a flat, well worn road you tread multiple times each day) and landed face first in the snow.

They aren't all from me...

But it is definitely difficult to stifle the laughter when you see it happen.

I find it almost disappointing when I cop a faceful of snow and there is no-one to snicker.

But then I suppose I wouldn't be out of bed at 5:30 in the morning if they didn't pay me to either!



Anyway, the inspiration to post came from the prologue of a book I picked up in the wallow (station lounge/ recreation area) called:

Slicing the Silence;
Voyaging to Antarctica

By Tom Griffiths


I liked the cover.

The book explores the human history to Antarctica. Tom Griffiths spent some time at Casey a few years ago, and ties in stories from the early polar explorers and his own experiences travelling to the ice.The chef down here (I think) has been through and underlined a few sections that he found interesting, The final paragraph of the prologue is what immediately caught my eye....



" History down south, as in any society, is a practical and spiritual necessity, but especially so in a place where human generations are renewed every summer and the coordinates of space and time are warped by extremes. And on a continent claimed by various nations but shared by the world, history carries a special international obligations. It is the fundamental fabric of a common humanity.
Antarctica has become, in the words of Barry Lopez, 'a place from which to take the measure of the planet'. It is a global archive, a window on outer space and a scientific laboratory; it is also a political frontier, a social microcosm and a humbling human experiment. It offers us an oblique and revealing perspective on modern history, an icy mirror to the world. To voyage to Antarctica is to go beyond the boundary of one's biology towards a frightening and simplifying purity. It is a land of enveloping silence. How does life sustain itself in the face of such awesome indifference? In Earth's only true wilderness the fundamentals of existence are exposed.
To survive, you need food, you need warmth, and you need stories. "


I like that. With winter on the mind, more and more people taking advantage of the good weather and diminishing sunlight to get out into the field, and the lack of animals and movement as the sea ice has frozen the swaying icebergs into a relative stillness, I liked his summary of this place......

You haven't experienced silence until you have sat on a rock, on a still night, under a flickering aurora peppered with stars in antarctica, and realised that the only sound for thousands of kilometers around you is the rustle of your hood against your jacket, and the sound of your own breath.

It's another world
jj





(Altocumulus through Campbell Stokes Sunshine Recorder, earlier in the year at Davis 2011)
(photo Jenny Feast)

Sunday, May 15, 2011

Jungle Jen all consumed...

I thought it important to point out....


Fresh fruit and vegetables are SEVERELY UNDERRATED.

Just in case you were curious as to what is all consuming my world right now....


(I love antarctica, and i loved willis island, but the absence of a steady supply of cherry tomatoes is inhumane)



That is all.


jj

Saturday, May 14, 2011

Jungle Jen Vs Windows 7



Current Standing:
Windows 7 - 2
JJ: - $2500
Two useless laptops in antarctica: priceless....



WINDOWS 7 WINS


bloodybloodybloodybloodygrrbloodycursecursebloodycusscurse

So,
Windows 7 claimed another computer, this time a brand new one, sent down on V3 (Voyage 3 to Antarctica in the 2010/11 season). The first one died due to the fact that I introduced the "incurable unscrupulous unimpressive undiscriminating (insert other adjectives here) disease" of Windows 7 (its a driver update from Vista/ XP etc yay for microsoft and yay for anyone who didn't know what it was that I had to explain... impressive!!) to said computer- which was feeling fantastic before the "upgrade" and took a spiralling turn for the worst, deleted all it's precious cargo on the hard drive, including expensive software (that's programs for you... mum hehe), and then the computer gave up the goat. entirely.
Decided it had had enough of life and self destructed, hard drive and all.

Yay for computers.

RIP Toshiba Satellite:
2008- 2010.

On the plus side, the computer died just in time to order a new one to come down on the next ship- with only moments to spare before the cargo cut off. Said computer arrived, intact, and joined the impressive leagues of JJ cutting edge technology including a hand cranked wireless, pedal powered car (flintstones style) and a 1980's walkman, which periodically devours bad eighties cassette tapes. I should have gone for the eight track player. (I exaggerate- i'm farrrrrrrr too young to still own an 8 track). It worked.
And then it didn't.

And my friendly Toshiba representative was very impressed that I was calling from Antarctica with a problem with their computer...

I however, was not so impressed.

So, new computer now has another very clean hard drive after being completely scoured of any worthy (expensive) software, again, and sits, taking pride of place amongst my dust gathering collectables until my fear of killing it wears off enough to replace the photo editting software...
again....

Hence. No photos.
And also. No blog.

And Hence. Because I felt like using that word again.

But there is really no excuse so I thought I would enlighten you to some interesting webpages with news from Davis and Surrounds, including and awesome timelapse of some Auroral Activity by the masterful Boj (Sparkie)




I was going to explain a little about what Aurora's are and how they occur, but Ray, our resident Atmospheric Scientist did a great write up in last week's Icy News... a newsletter produced each week at each station to give the general public, friends and family a run down of what is happening on the ice. Check out his explanation here:

Living and Working At Davis; This Week at the Station

And! The Antarctic Division website has lots of fun stuff about Davis like...

Fun Stuff about Davis!!

And in case you were wondering, There are two Jenn's on station- the roving/raving reporter is not this jenn, but another far more entertaining form of Jenn- for now we'll refer to her as Jolly Queen!

(JJ and Jolly Queen comparing notes at Nina's Bar, Davis)







So yeah, each week the station does a little write up with some photos to show what's been going on, its a good way to get a gauge on how it is living down here, what the vehicles and station look like, and follow along with the escapades of the local tribe of davisites- a strange looking, highly irrelevant group of people who for strange reason's choose to congregate in very cold places.

Other than icy news, Davis has been cold and windy for the last couple of weeks. The days are getting shorter and shorter (we are losing about ten minutes per day now)
(check out the Davis Sun Rise and Set Times here)
And soon we'll have total darkness for about six weeks. It's messing with my sleep patterns, but lucky for me, I work shiftwork, 5:30am until 10:30pm when i'm on- yay! That means that atleast three days a week I'm out of bed before it gets light (at 11am at the moment..... i KNOW!!!) . Its tough! Even having lived in miserable england, this 5 hours of daylight thing is odd! I think I preferred the 24 hours of sunlight! Not helped by the fact that the sun has been hiding behind a thick layer of cloud for the last couple of weeks, so it's actual existance is questionable in the least.

Bring on Winter! Give us some Blizzards!!

It's getting cold down here, and the wind gave rise to a very interesting quad trip up the sea ice to Bandit's Hut- one of the furthest field huts from station- in 60kt (110km/hr) winds. It was... interesting. The ride back through the icebergs with the wind at our backs was pretty glorious (photos to come), but vaguely interesting as soon as you felt the need to turn the quad- getting blow sideways down blue ice alleys makes for some interesting body positions.

Other than the jollies out in the field, there's plenty of time to join the gym, spa, sauna and private zumba classes ( for one, run by competent confident american instructors via DVD- saving all humiliation for participant (singular haha) administered by those who happen to open the door to the yoga/pilates/zumba room wondering what all the banging, crashing and cursing is about)... There's sewing projects, art projects, carpentry projects, and a whole lot of TV series on the go- including weekly station viewing of Airwolf, Season 1.
Although we haven't got as far as seeing them in purple flight suits. Something to look forward to!
Yay for bad eighties TV Box Sets.
You can thank my brother Stephen.


I mean really. Who can resist a TV show with a lead character whose name is Hawk and flies a helictoper and plays a mean cello to woo a bird- (a hawk can you believe)
AND
All the good guys wear all white.

Dramatic Gold


and.
stuff....

jj

Thursday, April 14, 2011

Jungle Jen Revisited

So...


I stopped blogging...


Which suprises, well... none of you (yess, all two of you reading this).

I've been talking about getting back on to update this pretty much all year (and last year)... only six months in to the most recent adventure, not a bad effort right? (See previous post re:procrastination).


So I left Willis Is, headed for what was supposed to be Macquarie Island in the Southern Ocean for a stint chasing penguins and seals around in the rain, only to get sideswiped, and low and behold, I find myself as Office In Charge of the Obs Program at Davis Station, Antarctica.


Population: 23


For anyone who remains with any doubt;

1) No. I don't like people, and

2) Yes. I am a glutton for punishment.


Six months in, summer has ended and the beginning of what is to be the darkest, coldest winter fathomable by this intrepid explorer has crept up with freight train like stealth. Summer consisted of up to 90 people on station, ridiculous penguins, some very smelly seals, forays in the field of huts, rocks, hills, and devine little melt lakes (which- after a quick dip to investigate the feasibility of an outdoor natural swimming pool, I concluded was VERY VERY cold!), helicopter rides, boat trips, more awesome penguins, laughs, tears and endless sunshine.
For a while...
And then it got cold...



Last week the mean orange bathtub VNAA Aurora Australis finally arrived to retrieve the summer personnel and leave but a few stragglers on base for the winter. For now there are 24 of us; including station leader, chef, doc, some tradies, some other tradies, a couple of science boffins and ofcourse, Met.


The idea of this blog is to get some photos out there, particularly for those keen to live vicariously through antarctic expeditioners, and to keep me vaguely entertained for the amount of time I finally find to update this throughout winter. Comments welcome, sorry for the slackivity (new word, I'm trying it out).



I'll keep you posted.

so to speak....


jj



Thursday, January 14, 2010

Jungle Jen beats Procrastination Burden


I put off updating my blog until after Christmas because in my mind not much had been happening in the wonderful world of Jungle Jen “Shipwrecked”. And then all of a sudden it was New Years and it didn’t seem worth blogging about just Christmas. And then after New Year, I got some amazing pictures (I’m getting quite good at blowing my own trumpet, I’ve been rehearsing!) that I wanted to put up. And then I got some more great photos. And then some more. So, I had to go through and chose which photos to upload. And then it started raining, so I focussed atleast part of my attention on what I actually do for a living... And then there was a threat of a cyclone, which didn’t eventuate, followed by another promising low, which also never eventuated... and now its seven weeks into my Willis stint and I’ve just realised two things.

1) Lots has actually happened since I last wrote here and
2) I’m awesome at procrastinating!

I will say something for procrastination though. My room is the cleanest I’ve ever seen it!! You would think someone with so much time and so little to do would actually achieve things. Right?
So its through a combination of weather and extreme procrastination that this blog post finally greets you, much later than expected, bringing you seasons greetings and all that trollop. I don't really mean the season is trollop, I just like the way the word sounds in my head. Trollop. Great word.

So to start where I left off. Post Hermit Crab throwdowns and the ever present socks and sandals saga...

Kevin (the booby) is now in his adolescent phase with very few white feathers left apart from a little white mohawk giving him that adolescent air of defiance and distain for authority (and being woken up early in the morning). It suits him, though it also signifies he is close to flying the nest (ha yes, I've got a whole BOOK of bird puns!), which means I will need to find another friend to harrass at 4:55am as I make my morning wander around the island. It will be a sad day, but one that I'm sure he is looking forward to.


Christmas approached Willis Island rapidly, the weather was calm and the boobies took great pride in doing their business in the balloon launcher making it smell like a fishmongers overalls.

Bonnie Anne joined me on a couple of adventures around the island. For those of you who don’t know Bonnie Anne, she joined my journey on my departure from Melbourne, introduced astride a cake baked by my amazing friends for my Going Away party. She’s cheeky, gutsy and shows an uncanny resemblance to me, which is both kind of creepy and ... well... it’s just kind of creepy actually...

She sure showed the Island Hermits who is boss.


And she emerged triumphant after encountering an enormous sea slug on one of our underwater escapades. What a woman!

Christmas day turned up as one of those priceless Willis Days, little wind, few clouds, and that sticky warmth only the tropics can turn on. The morning involved champagne, cooking and opening presents, much like the mainland, where the main idea of Christmas is to make as much mess as possible, and hope someone will use their season’s goodwill to clean it up for you. Santa didn’t forget Willis this year, I was stoked and surprised that my mates know me so well. Muffin mix and Lego. Best presents ever!

Blink and all of a sudden New Year was upon us. Nick and Felicity set up a big bonfire on the south west end of the beach with driftwood washed ashore from the coral sea and beyond, and after a friendly phone call to inform me of Armageddon taking place in Melbourne (aka, massive thunderstorm of which I was not a part! *sniff*) I joined everyone on the beach to set it alight.


The rest of the crew headed up to bed at about 9pm (LAME!) so I saw the New Year in with a beer by the fire accompanied by Ipod and hermits, and the gentle lapping of the ocean all around. Glorious!
I then retired to the office couch for some zeds before starting work at 2:30am. Short Straw. You’d think a non-drinker would take one for the team right....?

2010 has so far been fantastic. The weather set in a couple of weeks ago providing some spectacular backdrops at sunset.

There have been a few jaunts into the ocean and in Early January I was introduced to my new pet, Radar...

Last week when the weather set in Nick and Felicity caught glimpse of three large (3-4m) Tiger sharks feeding about 60m off shore where I normally snorkel. As a protective kind of soul, I did contemplate taking Bonnie Anne (for protection- she's tough I tell you) to see if Radar was ok, and that the big nasty sharks weren't eating his food, (like my cat does at home, when he teases the other cat so much that she leaves and then he swoops in for the kill... so to speak... gotta say something for the guy, he's persistent!)... but I was convinced that as tough as Bonnie Anne looks, the tiger sharks can be quite persuasive. I did meet one of Radar's friends "Elvis" yesterday who said he was going ok, and I needn't have been worried. Tiger Sharks are ok. They're just misunderstood. A little like Marilyn Manson... but without the makeup... or the bad music...


The big sharks apparently signify that the turtles have started hatching, but due to rain and weather we haven't noticed any tracks just yet. There are still lovely mums coming ashore to deposit their "goods" but I've only seen the ladies in the water, not out. Its nice and warm in there!

So with the slight possibility of another cyclone forming somewhere just north of us in the coral sea (I swear the forecasters think that baiting me is good sport), I leave you with me looking at the sky every three or four minutes to see if there is ANY sign of some fun and games. (they pay me to do it mind, so I'm not complaining!) I continue the morning wanders around my little island paradise, ignoring the taunting emails about isolation, claustrophobia and prison breaks. I have been enjoying lots of time to play guitar, and find more food well past its use by date, and then plot ways of using said food to build an effigy or some sort of weapon against savoury shapes and taunting forecasters, with images of a wizard of OZ style tornado sending it spinning towards Brisbane with Ricky Ponting type accuracy. Yeah.


I did discover a new shade of blue though,


We call it Rockmelon Mould

Could be a good name for a Band hey??

jjn

Tuesday, December 15, 2009

Socks, Crocs and Savoury Shapes


For anyone who has been following me on facebook you would be aware of my current socks and sandals (or socks and crocs which even a blind camel would admit is a crime) issue which has plagued the island over the last two weeks (funny, we’ve only been here two weeks, I’m beginning to notice a pattern). With the absence of any sort of military rule or fashion police dictatorship it seems the socks and sandals will remain a part of the Island experience until…. Well until… lets say it’s a toss up between when the next boat gets here and well… Umm… Well…, if you’ve heard the story about the moose knuckle (and if you haven’t count yourself lucky), you’ll agree it could be …

sooner…

So socks and sandals aside, the week has been full of strange and mystical occurrences. I watched the ultimate battle of the Hermits, complete with cage flight, flying chairs and tag team style group take downs (I’m exaggerating [*gasp*shock*horror*] WWF has been on Fox, how can one not be inspired)…But there was a crowd looking on (all shouting in unison “Fight! Fight! Fight!”). I was careful not to disturb!

I put my money on the one on the left, but I always seem to vote for the underdog!



Sometimes curiosity only leads to a fight

So along with the Hermit scuffles and the amazing nights of stars as far as the eye can see, I had my first encounter with a nesting turtle… Well, she was looking for a nest. Her name was Jemima. We had quite a long conversation about how Jemima was a puddle duck in a storybook and that come to think of it, the island has a distinct lack of puddles for a Jemima, noting ofcourse that this Jemima wasn’t a duck so therefore the problem wasn’t quite as pressing. Honestly, I found the conversation a little one sided, she was kind of distracted. Its hard work heaving a massive shell up an unstable gravel embankment. I left her to it.



This week also bought with it the discovery of the shapes. 14 boxes of Savoury flavoured Arnotts Shapes. For those of you who have just joined us, we bought out six months worth of food with us to the island, minus what the previous crew decided we didn’t need (?!!). Amongst that list was any other flavour of shapes, you know the “baked not fried” savoury crackers with the little chickens or Mexican men standing on them playing mariachi or enchilados or whatever it is they play “flavour you can see” style… but really, and be brutally honest with me here guys, WHO ACTUALLY EATS THE SAVOURY ONES?! I can understand an over abundance of Pizza or BBQ (yumm... and errr...noticeably missing) but SAVOURY?! No problems though. All fourteen packets went out of date in October. No shapes for Jenny…. (cue: “Awwww!”)


I did however have an amazing afternoon turfing (and eating) but mainly turfing 6 4L punnets of icecream to make room for the 13 new 4L tubs of icecream. No-one else eats icecream here. They are going to need a crane to get me off this island (if it doesn’t sink first).


The week has been pleasant and eventful. I finally cracked the sewing machine out of it’s pristine foam packaging, started and finished a 1000 pc jigsaw (Cue: raucous applause), made several expeditions around the island at sunrise, (and sunset) played some guitar, ate some lamb chops (I know right, riveting stuff) and chased some Boobies with Nick’s remote control ute… Bogans unite!

I hope this finds you all well and bracing yourself for the excessive consumption of the impending festive season. I look forward to hearing from those of you who remember those of us stranded in isolation, and for the rest of you…

Savoury Shapes??

JJn

Saturday, December 5, 2009

They forgot my Jellybeans....

So, its been a week since I left civilisation, and to be fair I have had plenty of time to update my blog but have been revelling in the whole "I've got so much time on my hands" idea that I haven't really achieved much since I got here. I have however, thoroughly scrubbed my bathroom and bedroom, fan, cupboards, and gym, and scrubbed the outside walls of our MASSIVE house (ok, so, not all the walls, just one or two)...

We may have a slight problem with mould....

.

So the boat- The Pacific Conquest boarded us all on Friday night (the four expeditioners, plus 16 contractors/ staff/ organisers and other crew who were trying to make the changeover as smooth as possible), at about 11pm and we sailed at 1am out of Townsville harbour. The wind dropped off for our entire 27 hour journey and I spent much of the trip sat playing guitar and watching the endless sprays of flying fish from the bow of the boat. The water was so smooth it was almost oily. We couldn't have asked for better weather.


We arrived on Sunday morning at about 5:30am, the "cast and crew" for the most part being awoked by the unmistakable anchor drop just off the coast of my new island home. The Conquest has an amphibious vehicle the "Lark" which was used to carry all our endless tonnes of crap and crew to shore, to be greeted by a surprised but friendly bunch of the local bird welcoming committee. A wide brim hat or some killer reflexes are always advisable when faced with the endless shower of welcoming "Guano" provided by the Willis Island Boobies....

The next three days were pretty hectic, what with unpacking 6 months worth of food and supplies whilst diligently trying to get in each and every one of the contractors way simultaneously... I started work as soon as we arrived and started to get a feel for the enormous house that is my new home. Our rooms are at one end of the house and there is a huge deck, gym, kitchen and bar in the middle, and the met office at the other end... The island itself is pretty small, but its so lovely to be able to look out every window and see the ocean!


That is the entire island. End to end. At 5am on a rare morning with no wind. Between where the photo was taken and the building is all coral reef, turtle breeding/hatching ground, booby habitat and a vast array of nature at its finest


It takes about half an hour to do a lap walking around the island, harrassing the Boobies and Noddies (birds also) and the Hermit Crabs the size of a large greek mans hairy fist along the way... The baby Boobies are my favourite. They are the size of a cat, and covered in fluffy white feathers, and are seriously the funniest looking, stupidest birds on the face of the planet. (who would imagine that an animal with a beak would have such priceless facial expressions including "Maybe if I sit on this rock no-one will notice I can't get back up into my tree" and "What? Why? Where did you come from?" and my favourite "Oh! You- my new perch- you MOVE?!")....

I think they are my favourite birds ever.

This one's name is Kevin. ("Kevin's a Giiirrl?!??": Up). They can't fly (the baby boobies), and when their parents come home from fishing or the wind has a bit of a blow they tend to struggle to stay put in their nests- and best of all, their entire diet as children consists of... Yep... Vomit!

I like!
I did manage a snorkel on the second day with Nick to check out the state of the reef, which isn't fantastic honestly. A lot of it has been bleached or taken over by algae, and the ubiquitous parrot fish which accompanies it. There were a couple of nice bommies still surviving, and a turtle or two to boot, I'm hoping that maybe a cyclone or two will mix things up a little and give the coral a chance to regenerate a little. Fingers crossed. The water was so crystal clear and warm and lovely, ahhh the joys of living in the tropics.

And then, on Wednesday, all of a sudden it was time for the contractors and co to leave, including the last Willis Crew. Hasty goodbyes were made, the Lark loaded up and off the guys went, leaving us waving at their departure and the birds staring blankly, heads cocked, but really no more confused than they normally are on a daily basis.

And so it began: Willis Island, Population: 4

Left to Right: David, Jenny, Felicity, Nick


So now, its just us. Myself and three others running a weather station on the far edge of the coral sea. The wind has picked up, the gym set up, the food is all sorted and packed away, and, for a change, everything seems to be running vaguely smoothly. Only one noticible and quite major hitch along the way,


They forgot my jellybeans....


Jen

Wednesday, November 18, 2009

Island Bound

So the blog thing is up and running, finally, and will take a rather large step up as of the beginning of December to let you know all the happenings on the isolated coral cay that is my new home. Expect photos and juicy/ gory details of made up events that never really happened interspersed with the real and random Jungle Jen moments you know and love (or don't but read anyway).

Bookmark me! You know you wanna!

I leave at midnight on the 27th November (Friday Night) for the 30hr boat ride (good weather permitting) to the island, from there on in its only email contact for 6 months so get into it!

Alls well from Townsville

Jn